I went into a public washroom, and was met by an unfortunate spectacle of a man naked from the waist down, drying his private areas with paper towels. Now, in a scenario that I have just described, the ‘waist up’ area would be dominated by second-hand clothing, and stink like a farm animal. However, in this case, it was a well-dressed person, white shirt, and blazer. Just an unfurnished basement. Now, some context. It was an airport bathroom. You know how smelly your crotch gets during layovers.