Apologies, Dog Lovers
Author: Wilt
I am a Sansei, with two teens, and a hamster. This blog is a repository for ideas and observations, expressed in cartoon form, by and large. A bit of a journal too. Feel free to follow me on INSTAGRAM @ WILTOONS, (the Twitter for people who like to go out) where I post a journal comic. Thanks for dropping by! The pic is of me and my boy Peter Noone of Herman's Hermits. (not really a fan but he wanted his pic with me) © Wilton Sugiyama and Wiltoons, 2009 to 2020. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this site’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Wilton Sugiyama and Wiltoons with appropriate and specific direction to the original content. So there. View All Posts
I guess they just have bigger guns on pig night.
Pig night is superfluous, given the availability of all manner of pork products at ball games. However, having pigs shot from cannons is a Geneva convention violation, though peacetime usage may be exempt.
I see. Well, if peacetime use is exempt, maybe they could use the same guns and shoot out a piece at a time.
They could call it the Piece (at a time) Pork Product Projectile Party.
Maybe.
This is probably getting silly now.
You found the loophole. This was silly to begin with, no sense in breaking the cycle.
Hmm…surprised you didn’t get some comments about this one. (Though I’ve actually never met a pug that I liked.)
My son (14) and I often dream up such bizarre scenarios (for poops and giggles) – I just decided to depict it. The premise is on the assumption that they will be caught and raised by a loving family, not just used as furry projectiles! (that’s Squirrel Night)
Pugs are also ideal for dropping out of blimps over the stadium on “Pug Day”. A lot of people don’t know that they can fly. (At a rate of 32 feet/sec^2)
They can fly but are hardly graceful. Like bumblebees, they are a physics paradox.
Bumblepugs?