This man, nay, national treasure (in a country of his own making), draws his inspiration from the brilliant foolishness and zaniness of the Goons and Python. Wordplay and absurdity are his weapons of choice – drop in to O4FS (stands for Oh, for Frank’s sake) and let him give you both barrels.
Welcome to this week’s edition of Just the Facts where I am your guide bringing you little known snippets of information that you can delight family, friends and colleagues with.
Once again, to convince you of my credentials as a reliable source of facts, I remind you that I am on the internet, a place where facts are as common as statistics and therefore 110% accurate.
This week there are seven core facts, owing to the daily frequency of needing an apple to keep the doctors away.
- It is incredibly rare to find a bank robbery in a jar of capers
- Due to being camera shy, ghosts never go anywhere there is 24/7 CCTV camera coverage
- The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was actually quite pleasant but he had some issues that were getting him down
- The Bronte sisters had nothing to do with the naming of the brontosaurus…
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