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Gingerbread Gone Wrong

Anne writes a very funny, but down-to-earth blog that I enjoy very much. Do give her some love, and check out her other posts.

Random Short Stories

Sharing a story from the archives….

Christmas is here, and people all over the world are busy baking their favorite cookies for all to enjoy. I have never been part of that group of bakers. I am not sure why, but I have just opted out of baking.

The other day I was invited to my friend Pat’s house for dinner. Pat had invited myself and another woman named Trish  (whom I had never met before) for a nice get-together. Pat is also a non-baker. She buys her Christmas treats, and friends bring her home made baking, it works just fine. Anyway, Trish is a baker, and she brought Pat some home made ginger bread cookies. I brought wine, it’s what I do.

On my way out the door, Pat sent me home with some store bought treats, and she threw in some of Trish’s cookies. I had mentioned that Bruce loves ginger…

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An Early Realtor

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Remember I said no more caveman gags? You didn’t? Great!

BONUS FRIDAY TOON

GRIMACE (pronounced GRIM-iss, not grim-ACE, the way my English mother would pronounce it) was a character in McDonald’s (McDonaldland) commercials, that saw its heyday in the 1970s and 80s. He was cast as a ‘well-meaning simpleton’, a role I would have been born to play. Thanks to Grimace, and his supporting players, like Ronald McDonald himself, the Hamburglar, and Mayor McCheese et al, millions of children have grown up to become burdens on the medical system!

 

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I really need to grow up.

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Coffee is For Closers . . .

In my current efforts to inundate the Internet with my foul content, my Toons can now be seen on Instagram at Wiltoons. I even post stuff that hasn’t appeared on my blog yet. (sound of retreating footsteps) Hey come back! I’ll throw in complimentary hot toddys. (Offer void in Hawaii and Alaska. Nothing personal.)

 

BONUS FRIDAY TOON (from the olden days)

 

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YOU: Pleased to meet you. ME: Give it time.

In my current efforts to inundate the Internet with my foul content, my Toons can now be seen on Instagram at Wiltoons. I even post stuff that hasn’t appeared on my blog yet. (sound of retreating footsteps) Hey come back! I’ll throw in complimentary hot toddys. (Offer void in Hawaii and Alaska. Nothing personal.)