Hope you enjoyed that! This, of course, is meant as a blanket statement of all the elderly. Sorry, but there it is. Complaints, outrage, and finger-wagging in the comments, please. Unfollowing is yet another option to express your displeasure! What a time we live in!
I did get a weird species of revenge on my hated grade eight classmates. They’re probably contending with their mortality, in the form of how tired they get climbing the stairs. Running for the bus. Ha! Ha! That’s what they get for making fun of my name and the spitball incident.