Bit of autobio stuff. I know, euw, boo hiss etc, but it is my way of working through stuff and applying a humourous sheen to it that may not have been apparent at the time. At least the violence that occurred was against inanimate objects, not bodily in nature. Still, traumatic nevertheless.
As I mentioned, I intend on assembling these and publishing them (and, of course, retire from the proceeds). In any case, I enjoy putting these together. So there.