Posted in cavemen

An Early Realtor

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Remember I said no more caveman gags? You didn’t? Great!

BONUS FRIDAY TOON

GRIMACE (pronounced GRIM-iss, not grim-ACE, the way my English mother would pronounce it) was a character in McDonald’s (McDonaldland) commercials, that saw its heyday in the 1970s and 80s. He was cast as a ‘well-meaning simpleton’, a role I would have been born to play. Thanks to Grimace, and his supporting players, like Ronald McDonald himself, the Hamburglar, and Mayor McCheese et al, millions of children have grown up to become burdens on the medical system!

 

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I really need to grow up.

Posted in cars

Coffee is For Closers . . .

In my current efforts to inundate the Internet with my foul content, my Toons can now be seen on Instagram at Wiltoons. I even post stuff that hasn’t appeared on my blog yet. (sound of retreating footsteps) Hey come back! I’ll throw in complimentary hot toddys. (Offer void in Hawaii and Alaska. Nothing personal.)

 

BONUS FRIDAY TOON (from the olden days)

 

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Posted in crime, uncategorized

Crime Doesn’t Pay. Does That Make My Job a Crime?

In my current efforts to inundate the Internet with my foul content, my Toons can now be seen on Instagram at Wiltoons. I even post stuff that hasn’t appeared on my blog yet. (sound of retreating footsteps) Hey come back! I’ll throw in complimentary hot toddys. (Offer void in Hawaii and Alaska. Nothing personal.)